TGAR2 Day2 Trobule

Today has NOT been a good day. My mother decided to take me shopping with her... it's alot different when I'm not recovering from flu and have my full mobility. Well, we went to look at the kids section and I saw so many cute things there. I wanted to stay longer, but she said we needed to buy groceries. When she wasn't looking, I hurried off back to the kids section and began to play with the stuffed animals, which wasn't so bad. Next, though, I spotted dress up costumes... that's where the trouble began. I opened one and tried it on. It was cute, but I moved on to another, also cute. I just finished opening one when an employee spotted me and stopped me before I could try the third one on. Well, my mom was pretty mad after she came to get me at the checkout. I didn't say a thing the whole drive home. I knew what was coming. First, she bent me over her knee and began to give me a spanking.

"Mommy! That hurts!"

"Stop squirming"

"It's hurts, dammit!" I said automatically(some of my adult mind still left over, no doubt), but this only made things worse.

"Excuse me? What did you just say, little missy?"

"Mmmm..."

"Blaine, I'm not kidding! You're on my last nerve!"

Dragging me off to the kitchen, she shoved a bar of nasty tasting soap in my mouth. So, now I'm in the corner for running away in the store, I got a spanking for opening all the costumes and my mom had to buy them, and I got soap in my mouth for cursing... something tells me it has to do with my brother tricking me into drinking coffee this morning...

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Well, how's that for a switch from my last week. Well, I hope you found this one as funny as I did. I made myself alittle too tall here, but little kids always have growth spurts, right? Later!