Full Menu - Employee Award

Here it is, the long awaited full menu for the TF Cafe'. This is also a B-day pic for Chibi Serena! So, here we go!

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TG Blend - Our signature coffee is garenteed to transform you into the opposite gender in less then 60 seconds and is proven to last for 168 hours(one full week).

AR Shake - One Age Regression shake will make the years fade instantly, literally! For a few years off the top, ask for an extra smooth shake. If the days of childhood are what you long for, request a regular shake(side effects may include excess of energy, giddiness, speech impediments and slight lack of continence). If you want to be fully reverted to an adorable baby, request an extra thick shake. All extra thick shakes come with a complimetary pacifier(WARNING: It is advised you do not order an extra thick unless accompanied by another who is not ordering an AR shake, side effects WILL include excess of energy and/or easily tirable, gidiness and/or tendency to become fussy, speach inability[though my be able to be taught some words]and complete loss of continence).

A/TB Frappe'- One drink of our famous frappicino will turn you into an adorable Adult Baby or Teen Baby(pedning current age). All A/TB Frappe's come with a complimetary pacifier(side effects may include giddiness, speech impediments and always include total lack of continence and babyish mind state).

Furry Blends - There are three intensities of furry mixtures to choose from;

1)Kemonomimi - Want something with only alittle kick to it? One Kemonomimi blend will cause your ears to transform into fuzzy ears of an animal of your choice and your tail bone to grow into a corrisponding tai(side effects may include slight animal-like behavior and slight animal capabilities).

2)Anthromorphic - This drink will turn you into a cute furry, covered in fur from head to toe, hands soft paws, face a pointed snout, fuzzy corresponding ears and a soft tail(side effects may include slight animal-like behavior and slight animal capabilities).

3)Taur - Want the most bang for your buck? This one will cause the lower half of your body to turn furry, tailed and four-legged(may also cause Kemonomimi or Anthromorphic effects aswell, side effects may include trouble walking, animal like behavior and capabilities, only applyable to some).

Furry transformation may also be added to all cuisine.

=====*FURRY LIST*=====
Cat(various), Cheeta, Leopard, Dog(various), Fox, Wolf, Horse, Mouse, Pig, Ram, Bird(becomes Harpy if ordered for 'taur' )

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Special Transformation Blends - For alittle extra, you can enjoy more than just an ordinary transformation. Special mixtures are specially designed and experimental blends and consist of a still growing list.

=====*PREVIOUS SPECIAL BLENDS*=====

Lifa Lockhart, Ayuma Kasuga"Osaka", Chiyo Mihama, bride, Rouge(Sonic), Amy(Sonic), Tails/Tailsko

Please note, all 'Character Transformations' require a $.50 premium

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Boosters - All booster are added suppliments to add to your enjoyable beverage. Some boosters are Reversals(garenteed to cause the effects of your drink to fade after one hour), Weight Gain(garenteed to add alittle jiggle with the drink)and Breast Expansion(WARNING, BE booster is still undergoing work, order at your own risk).

Mystery Mixture - For a garenteed surprise, order a mystery mixture, which may include any of the previously listed menu items(excluding boosters).

We also have a fine selection of foods and confectionary, including our new Age Progression Ice Cream. Turn your child or friend into an older sibling, twin sister or a sweet mommy when you buy an AR Shake. Ask about daily specials any day. For catering or requests, please note one of us(Blaine, Cyhper/Zaia, Zay-La, Serena, Eli). For employment opportunities, please comment.

Coming soon, Psy-cookies, garneteed to give your mind a flip, from sweet to snobby, fearless to fretful, vain to modest, the possiblities are endless. Last, but not least, I'm pleased to annouce our employee of the month, Serena! Glad to have you aboard! So, hurry hurry, come on in, to the TF Cafe'!

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Whew! That sure was alot. Well, it seems I've pretty much covered everything. If you have a request, just note me, or Until then, enjoy the TF Cafe', and last, but not least, happy birthday, Si. Thanks alot for coming up with the AP Ice Cream and the personality cookies. You really do deserve employee of the month.

Zay-La belongs to/Cypher-Zaia is
Si/Serena is
Eli belongs to me and

Tifa Lockhart is (c) of Square Enix
Ayuma Kasuga "Osaka", Chiyo Mihama"Chiyo-chan" (c) Kiyohiko Azuma